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  • May 20, 2003

    Tainted coffee and tainted software

    This is what I’m thinking of doing with the redesign. Andy commented that he quite likes the current design. Alright! I like it too, but it is time for a change. I will definitely keep a copy on the server for old times sake after I redecorate.

    A few months ago I noticed that my coffee plunger was producing rancid cups of foulness instead of coffee. I put this down to having not cleaned the plunger one day, and then leaving it for about three weeks. In due course the contents went mouldy and smelt bad. One day I cleaned the plunger, made some coffee, drank a sip and nearly threw up. It was the worst tasting coffee I had ever had. Rather than clean the plunger thoroughly, I rinsed it out and gave up making my own coffee.

    This morning I had to have a cup of coffee and used the plunger again. The first cup was fine, but the second resembled in flavour the very urine of satan himself. The plunger must still be tainted. I decided to search the net to see if this was a common phenomenon. Coffee makers can become tainted, but in my case it might be the jug I use to boil the water, or the plunger, or is it my lucky cup, which also goes mouldy periodically?

    I got caught in a rain shower yesterday and took shelter in a bookshop. I ended up buying one of those “Teach Yourself in 24 hours” books on PHP, MySQL and Apache.
    Hour 1, install MySQL. Easy.
    Hour 2, install Apache. No sweat.
    Hour 3, install PHP and get it to play with Apache. Hmmm.
    After about 4 hours of trying all sorts of things I discovered that the version of Apache (2.0.43) and PHP (4.2.3) provided on the CD that comes with the book are incompatible. AY? php.net finally provided me with the answer:

    Apache 2.0 SAPI-support started with PHP 4.2.0. PHP 4.2.3 works with Apache 2.0.39, don’t use any other version of Apache with PHP 4.2.3.

    I downloaded and installed a different version of PHP and it worked first time and with no problems. I wrote to the publisher and told them it was a ‘poor show’. It would have sucked even more if I’d been a real newbie and never done any kind of development.

    But it all works now and I’m happy. Now hopefully I’m gonna get to the bottom of this coffee conundrum.

    blah blah, bucket fountain
  • May 19, 2003

    Aircraft line drawings from NASA

    I found these on K10K/Kaliber ! Bitchin’.

    The redesign is going well, I’ve ‘sketched’ a page in html that has got the look I want, now all I have to do is sit down and start coding. I’m quite excited about it.

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  • May 13, 2003

    Last days and birthdays

    Alright! Last day at work. For a month or so anyway. It’s a bit like the last day of school. It was easy getting out of bed this morning, and the day is flying along.

    I’m going to use the time off to do a little more exploring of Europe (shopping in France tomorrow, Greece in a couple of weeks), and start the redesign of the site. I hope to have the redesign done in time for the 1st anniversary of bucket_fountain, which is late May. Speaking of birthdays, ben poole marks the anniversary of the start of his blogs today, although I seem to remember that I’ve been reading his articles for longer than a year.

    Jeez, I really can’t be arsed working today.

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  • May 5, 2003

    Moby Bogie and the War on Snot

    I have been plumbing the depths of my nasal regions in search of ‘Moby Bogie’. I discovered the presence of Moby one evening before bed. For some reason I found myself looking up my nose with a mag-lite. I know that it’s weird, but that’s what happened. Anyway, deep within nose, up between the outcrops of flesh, I could see a through a slit at the top of my nose a large white formation. It was huge. I couldn’t do anything about it and assumed that soon enough it would descend.

    Over the next day it played on my mind. I actually thought I could feel it, growing larger and more powerful by the hour. I checked again the following night, and sure enough Moby was still there. I asked Tash if she had any cotton buds. In the absence of those, I tried twisting a piece of toilet paper into a stick so I good try to dislodge the monster. I had no luck and resorted to trying to blow it out. That too failed.

    It is still there, and I’m beginning to wonder if it might actually be an infection. What would Freud have thought?

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  • May 5, 2003

    The long walk to redesign

    I actually made a change on the site today! It was minor, but a change none the less. When I set up my ‘previously’ links (to your right) I made a hash of the html in the view that builds the panel. I finally got around to fixing it (after the best part of, hmm, 10 months?) and am feeling rather pleased with myself. As to redesigning the site, I’m just no further ahead. Where do the likes of Ben Poole and others find the time?

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  • May 1, 2003

    May fools day?

    Dude. Someone sounds like a fool.

    In fact – I get a feeling that he’s going to take it off his site soon so I better keep a copy here. Is this the work of a disgruntled employee? Or a rebellious teen?

    We know that you’re too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t
    hax0rs to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m’kay?

    Nobody ever seems to do anything for The Kids! All the decisions are made by
    suits, man. That’s so lame!!! We know you think of yourselves as responsible
    citizens, but what you wanna do is turn that thought into an action, dudes.

    Get involved – to the extreme!

    The BBC politics for kids/teens site is, like, totally wacked! Ditto for the
    Parliament education site, which even has a section for younger yoof. Fanta-stick!

    YoungGov is totally the business for having your say, and there are even wicked
    Youth Parliament sites for the UK, Scotland and Europe.

    (Hey, chill with the anti-Europe vibes already! You totally won’t be able to
    wear the word ‘fcuk’ on your shirt anymore if we break our connection with France,
    y’dig? ROFFLE!)

    So, cut it with the bling bling and do something for the community, man. Join
    in and take action with any of the groovy sites we’ve listed, or just drop Tom
    a line for a quiet rap by the electronic e-mail. Tom’s well-up on the Interwebnet,
    and he won’t harsh your buzz or dis you down the line.

    WARNING: Getting involved in politics may cause premature ageing and a sudden
    loss of friends.

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  • April 30, 2003

    redesign

    I’m planning my new site layout and being pulled in many different directions. To achieve what I want I have realised that I’m limited to quite a plain layout. I’m aware that CSS has a number of limitations at the moment, and it is frustrating when you encounter them. Some are not related so much to the spec but as to how IE interprets it. Other browsers are better of course, but only a relatively small group of enlightened surfers use them. I could just sod my principles and get the layout I want. At least I know that nearly anything will be better the current bodge job.

    Good news for me – when I searched google today ol’ bucketfountain came up second. I had thought google had forsaken me.

    bucket fountain
  • April 29, 2003

    mssng eyes

    gerrraaaagh…. one of those frustratng days. have a mllon emals to answer and my f’ng i,k8 keys on the laptop aren’t workng….

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  • April 23, 2003

    I do like to be beside the sea-side

    Ahh, the bracing English seaside…. Those buildings are two stories high! Even though the weather wasn’t the best it was still great to get out of London for a few days. Being from NZ I’ve always lived by the sea, and I’d forgotten how much I missed it. So even though the waves were breaking over the houses, it was great to be by the ocean again.

    Photos
  • April 15, 2003

    They arrested Dr Who!

    A time traveller made $350 million on the stock market. It sort of reassured me to know that in 200 years there will be no drastic change in human nature. He claimed that he was going to make some money without attracting attention to himself and then got carried away. Yes, I nearly did the same thing when I went back to ’87….

    I saw that this car down the road that had done a poo on the street. I guess it’s arsehole is at the front….

    ha ha!

    London, Photos
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