Elijah Wood isn’t actually made of wood…

…or I think his nose might have started growing. He was on Jay Leno’s show claiming to have climbed the Welliewood icon that is the bucket fountain, and, dig this, pissed in it. Bastard. However, I think he might be telling porkies. I’d be surprised if he’d have been able to climb the fountain with three mates and then piss into it. It’s possible but highly unlikley. I’ll forgive him this time.