We all work with one of these types don’t we. Firstly, sorry about the large file size – but you need to see the priceless expression on his face. This chap sits next to me at work. His name is not really David Blaine. David Blaine is a sad attention seeker who has shut himself in a small box hung next to the Thames for 44 days (or something) without food. The tricksters who set this up are alluding to David Blaine not because he is an attention seeker but rather because he is sitting around doing nothing all day….
And I entered a strange world today. I bought a vacuum cleaner. What has become of me?